Top Seven: Church Growth

Top 7

Today’s Category:
The Top Seven Ways to Promote Growth in the Local Church

7.  Offer double frequent flyer miles with every visit!

6.  Use “Big Gulp” communion cups!

5.  Issue “Get Out of Hell Free” cards to each member!

4.  Two words:  Reclining Pews!

3.  Begin a new “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” format for the sermon!

2.  Every fourth week raffle off the offering!

And the number one way to promote growth in the local church:

1.  Open a Starbucks franchise in the church lobby!

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~ by Jeff P-D on August 30, 2007.

3 Responses to “Top Seven: Church Growth”

  1. Funny! We already do #3 and would be open to an indie version of #1!

  2. “5. Issue “Get Out of Hell Free” cards to each member!”

    They exist: http://www.GOOHF.com

  3. […] list every once in a while.  Thought this was worth a chuckle.This week’s . . . Top Seven Ways to Promote Growth in the Local Church.7.  Offer double frequent flyer miles with every visit!6.  Use “Big Gulp” communion […]

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