Top Seven: Reasons to Keep the “Single Sock”

Today’s Category:
The top seven reasons to keep the “Single Sock” when its match has been lost

7.  Wear it with a different “Single Sock” – the mismatched pair will go particularly well with your tie-dye t-shirt, cut-off jeans, and birkenstocks.

6.  You just went through the heartache of losing one sock, why make it harder on yourself?

5.  You’re promoting diversity over conformism. Free the oppressed and unmatched socks!

4.  They make good sacrifices to the dryer gods who are always hungry for more socks.

3.  They make great Christmas gifts for Crazy Uncle Louie.

2.  Keep them in the dryer as bait for the gnomes that stole them. Gnomes are worth a fortune on e-bay these days.

And the number one reason to keep your ”Single Socks:”

1.  As the Apostle Paul said, “The blue sock cannot say to the black sock, ‘I have no need of you.’  Indeed, we are the sock drawer of Christ and individually members of it.

~ by Jeff on September 14, 2007.